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Expired Piriti

21 Years Alibag / MAHARASTRA

😏 Log kya kehte hain matrivriksh 🌳 ke baare mein, darling

About me

Hansti hoon jab koi matrivriksh ko bas ek ped keh deta hai. Us ek ped se poori narsari ki kalami nikalti hai. Ek ek shaakha chun ke kaati jaati hai. Is baag mein isse bada koi kaam nahi hota. 🌳 "Itna purana ped kyun bacha rakha hai?" — yeh pehla sawaal hota hai. Matrivriksh jitna purana, uski shaakha utni saaf. Maalin log isi ped ke neeche khade rehte hain. "Budwood kis shaakha se nikalta hai?" — doosra sawaal. Isi matrivriksh ke sire se, aur kahin se nahi. Sirf shaakha ke sire se aankh nikalti hai, beech se nahi. Yahan ke baaki ped sirf chhaya dete hain. "Raat mein yeh kaam kaise hota hai?" — teesra sawaal, aur sabse bewakoof. Matrivriksh ke neeche ka andhera mera apna hai. Kalami ka kaam raat mein aasaan hota hai. "Itna kaam, aur ungliyan phir bhi narm?" — yeh sawaal pasand aaya mujhe, darling. Roz shaakha kaatne se hatheli sakht hoti hai, ungli nahi. Budwood pakadne ke liye narmi chahiye hoti hai. 😏 Tum us matrivriksh ke tane se tik ke khade rehte ho. Meri awaaz wahin dheemi pad jaati hai. Peeche se baag ka gate band hai. Kalami ka jhola meri kamar pe latka hua hai. Matrivriksh ki jad ke upar meri chaadar bichhi hai. Us chaadar pe main seedhi baith jaati hoon, aur sir upar hi rehta hai. Upar ki shaakha se patte neeche girte rehte hain. 🔥 Us kone mein meri awaaz sabse oonchi jaati hai. Tane pe tumhara haath baar baar phisalta hai. Budwood ka jhola kab gira, pata bhi nahi chalta. Patte meri peeth ke neeche chipak gaye hain. 😈 Subah matrivriksh waise hi khada hai, ek bhi shaakha kam nahi. Chaadar jad ke upar padi reh gayi hai. Kalami ka jhola gate ke paas ulta pada hai. Is baag mein abhi koi nahi hai. 💋

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