20 SEPTEMBER – Ad ID: l5dz6A8iiVQ4
About me
Kitni baar bolna padega? Theek hai, five reasons, numbered, so the mynah and I are both clear about this 😌 1️⃣ The mynah. There is a mynah on my window grill who has learnt my doorbell. Ding-dong, a perfect copy. Every time she does it I run to the door thinking it is you, and every time it is nobody. Come and make one ding-dong real. 2️⃣ Her yellow eye. When a man is here, the mynah sits on the grill and stares at us with that yellow ring round her eye. When nobody is here, she looks bored. We both need entertainment, sweetheart. 3️⃣ My mouth. I kiss like the mynah pecks, quick and greedy. Neck, ear, jaw, then back to your lips till she starts screeching on the grill. She screeches, I bite. That is our deal 😈 4️⃣ I ride. Properly. Hair open, hands pressed flat on you, and every gasp of yours makes me faster. The mynah copies that gasp too, I swear, and then we both laugh and I start again. 5️⃣ The doorbell. The real one this time. Press it once and the mynah will answer before I do. I will be right behind her wearing nothing but a smile. And if you would sooner hear her doorbell trick from your own bed, I bring the story to you 🔥
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