23 SEPTEMBER – Ad ID: 2Rz9nm3pg4Go
Pooja
Five reasons 🥝 why Pooja keeps kiwis by her bed 🔥 tonight
About me
Enough people have asked why there is always a bowl of kiwis next to my bed. Here are the five kiwi reasons, babe, and all five end with you. 🥝 1️⃣ The skin. Fuzzy, brown, soft like a peach. I rub a kiwi slowly along your jaw before I cut it, just to watch the hair on your arms stand up. Then my lips follow the same line. 2️⃣ The inside. Bright green with a ring of tiny black seeds, cold and wet. I scoop it out with a spoon and feed you off the spoon, off my fingertips, and last off my own tongue. 💚 3️⃣ The sourness. A kiwi makes your lips tingle for a while after. That tingle is still there when I start kissing you, and I keep kissing till it is gone and something else has started. 4️⃣ The mess. Kiwi juice gets on my fingers, then on your chest, then on the sheet. I stop wiping after the first one. By the third kiwi you have pulled me onto your lap to lick the green off my wrists. 😈 5️⃣ The spoon. It does not go back in the drawer. It stays on the bedside, sticky, while I ride you and the bowl rattles. Every time I see that spoon after you leave, I blush. Bonus reason: there are always two kiwis left at the end. One for you and one for me, eaten in bed, together, after. Call me and I will save them. 📞
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