20 SEPTEMBER – Ad ID: y4Sdz1irYZSh
Piya
Handle with care? 🔥💋 Nahi yaar, mujhe zor se pakadna pasand hai
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That red FRAGILE sticker on my parcel made me laugh today, darling. Handle with care, it says, in three languages. Here is why that sticker does not apply to me 😏 One. I am not glass. Hold my waist hard and pull me against you, and I only get louder. Careful handling is for the teacups inside that box, not for the girl who opened it. Two. This side up means nothing in my bed. Face down, face up, on my knees against the headboard, sideways across the mattress. You pick the side, I follow it 🔥 Three. Do not stack is also cancelled. Put all of you on top of me, pressing me into the sheets, while I bite the pillow corner and the sticker laughs from the floor 💋 Four. The sticker says keep dry. Nothing is staying dry tonight, not my hair, not the sheets, not your back once I have finished with it 💦 Five. Fragile boxes travel alone on the back seat, with nobody leaning on them. I want to be leaned on, pushed, turned around, and pinned by the wrists against the cupboard door. Six. That sticker also warns against hooks. My blouse has four of them at the back, and not one survives your hands tonight, not even the stubborn last one 😈 Seven. Return if damaged, says the fine print. Nothing about you goes back in the condition it arrived, not your hair, not your collar, not your plans for a quiet night. The parcel goes back on the shelf with its polite little warning. Rough handling, full on, stays saved for you, whenever you are free enough to come and break the rules on it.
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