24 SEPTEMBER – Ad ID: 14rO9VOgaggY
About me
Almost two hours of smiling at people I did not invite. The biscuits went out on the good plate and came back untouched 😏 I put that plate down on the floor and stayed standing in the doorway. Politeness is finished with me for tonight, handsome. My mouth aches from talking about nothing. Nothing else about me aches yet, and that is the trouble. I am barefoot, the plate is by my feet, and eight biscuits are still lying there in a neat circle. Teeth before words is where my head has got to 🔥 Something at my neck, and eight biscuits for an audience. Those eight biscuits can go stale while somebody sorts me out properly. Step around that plate when you get here and do not pick it up. Your shirt buttons will give up before that plate ever moves 😈 I bite, and I laugh into your skin while I am doing it. Quiet is not what happens to me. I get louder, and a circle of untouched biscuits is the only witness in this flat. My knees give out well before my voice does. So come hungry for something that was never on that plate 💋 Walk in and kick that plate out of your way. Name your own building instead and the crumbs come across town with me.
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