Choose A, B or C 💋 — Rani Kummari always skips the editorial 📰

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Choose one, and be honest about it. Nobody in this country finishes the editorial page, not even the people who write it. I have three ways of spending an evening and all of them start where the editorial ends 😏. Option A is the lazy one. Editorial page goes flat on the floor, I go flat on top of it, and you sit near my hip. I read two dull lines about the economy and stop caring halfway 😌. Your fingers land on my ankle before the second paragraph is done. After that my hands do the talking and the page stays where it is. Option B has more bite. You get put against the back of the sofa with the editorial still folded in your pocket. I take my mouth down your throat and keep going till that pocket is empty and the page is crushed 🔥. When you say something clever I bite instead of answering. Us page ke upar jo hota hai, wo editorial se kahin behtar likha jaata hai. Option C is the one I want you to pick. Lights on, editorial page torn into strips, nothing slow about any of it. Main tumhe sunna chahti hoon, poori awaaz mein. Pick a letter and the rest of the paper can wait till morning 💋.